Why doesn't Evan call anymore?
Evan Sean misses you. Boo m/f boo. ha ha.
So Max the dog cut his leg on some barbed wire. It looks bad but he will be okay. Also a small brown mouse died on our front porch the other day. The little guy jumped or was pushed onto our folding chairs. He got hunged. Sean found four mummified little mice when he tore the plaster ceiling down, yuk.
Well this message is going to be short cause we are hungry and about to eat in a place in greely that used to be the STATE ARMORY. Love all.
sean and christina
So Max the dog cut his leg on some barbed wire. It looks bad but he will be okay. Also a small brown mouse died on our front porch the other day. The little guy jumped or was pushed onto our folding chairs. He got hunged. Sean found four mummified little mice when he tore the plaster ceiling down, yuk.
Well this message is going to be short cause we are hungry and about to eat in a place in greely that used to be the STATE ARMORY. Love all.
sean and christina
p.s. we love our families for posting, we wonder if we have friends anymore hint hint.
pps here's a picture of our weird steep scary stairwell. why the arch? who knows.
posted by sean at 12:04 PM
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First of all, who needs friends when you have family??? And whatever friends are posting comments are like family anyways, so it doesn't matter.(speaking of friends, if anyone talks to allison, or if you read this al, call me).
That doorway looks like the entrance into hell if you ask me. where does that lead to anyways?
Christine, I think Pheadra thinks your not coming back. She has been really anti-social lately. Not that she is that social to begin with. I think that you should take her back with you. You will have to leave little cat though because I think her and Johnny have something going on. She doesn't leave his side when he is home. And he would never admit it, but I think he would cry if she left him.(this sounds very pathetic when I read over it).
We bought them new cat nip and Johnny just leaves a bowl of it out by the food and lets them have at it. So little cat is all hyped up when I get home from work and Phaedra just passes out like usual.
OK well I will stop writing so much, Im sorry. Just at work and bored. Ohh yea...if you guys know anyone that would want to rent the house, let me know. I am trying to help Jim find some good tennants(at least some that are a little comparable to us). Talk to you guys when you get home! Love ya!
Christine you have to take little cat. Johnny also likes mico, he wanted mico to go for a sleep over the other nite. Cathy won't have more than two cats. Mico needs a long vacation. Someone thinks he's a dog and throws balls at him all the time.
If that is the gateway to hell, I'm happy to be send there. i think there is charm in quirky details like that... anyway... we made an offer on a new place yesterday. unfortunately, there already is a contingent offer on the place and we have to wait until the end of the month to see if we get it. If it is meant to be, it will happen. It's been hot in Chicago, VERY hot. Windy too,hot wind- we hear that God will turn off her hairdryer today. thank goodness, we need a break.
Have you asked yourself – why, in the middle of nowhere, in the middle of the night, would a deer run in front of your truck? It's not like it didn't have any room to run in another direction. Maybe it was a daredevil. Maybe it was bored. Could it have been possessed? Maybe it was SUICIDAL! Can you blame it? There aren’t many trees around to piss on. Do deers piss on trees? Is “deers” the plural version of deer or should I say do “deer” piss on trees? Not really important either way.
Here’s a fun fact! Did you know that Pennsylvania ranks first among the top ten worst states for vehicle-deer collisions? I believe Sean once lived in Pennsylvania. Coincendce? I think not. Illinois ranks third! Sean lived there too. Colorado does not even rank in the top 10. Of course, now that Sean lives there it probably will! How’s THAT for luck?
However, don’t assume this was bad luck. It’s actually quite common. More than 1.5 MILLION vehicles collide with deer every year, resulting in 150 motorists DEATHS and $1.1 BILLION in vehicle damages. Nasty vermin. Because of them millions of dollars in insurance company profits are lost every year.
More bad news.....The explosion in the deer population has lead to a continuing increase in deer-car collisions. This trend will only increase as the deer population grows and urban habitats continue to encroach upon rural environments. I do no believe this applies to the twin cities of Greeley and Grover. Where is the nearest encroaching urban population? Is “encroaching” a word?
Last but not least, here is a “Defensive Driving Tip” to avoid hitting a deer. "Be especially attentive during the hours shortly before and after sunrise. These are the highest risk times for deer-vehicle collisions." GREAT! I don’t know about you, but I am LEAST attentive shortly before and after sunrise. I think most people are. We’re all doomed.
Ay, I feel rather awful for my lack of contact. I felt bad enough before, but after seeing that a whole blog thread was named after me (unless, Sean, you have another friend named Evan... but even if you do, I doubt he is as cool as I), I feel thorougly wank-dacious.
I tried calling, but after it failed to connect the first time (I envisioned your only means of contact being a crank-up telegram machine that frightened the dog and filled the barn in which it's housed with smoke), so in your best interests, I gave up.
In my defence, however, I had no idea that this blog existed! Nada. Sean -- you claim that you sent the link to me, but I beg to differ, mon ami. I call horseshit on that one. haha. Horseshit.
But I am very very glad I heard from you guys today, and caught-up on all of your adventures and misadventures. It's good to know you are both alive and well (aside from mild aresenic poisoning and bovine-dwelling parasites) and of to hear - ahem - other news (since this is a public forum, I shan't say anymore. But my earlier confusion is starting to fade, and I all I can say is ROCK. I will have more to say later).
So I will email you guys and follow your blog (oh how 21st century of me), and maybe when you take out your crank-wheel telegram machine you can send a message back or something.
Take care STOP Oh, and keep on rocking in the free world STOP
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